Men and Sushi- Keep it a secret!

Hey guys! It's been so long since I've written a darn thing, but it's that time again- the time where I am waiting for my next class to start and have decided to waste time blogging instead of studying. So what else is new, right? :)

I overheard some dude chatting at school today and I almost died of laughter right there. No, he wasn't meaning to be funny unfortunately- he was actually 100% serious. Please forgive me if you, as a man, have ever done this and it is truly a part of you, but in my deepest and most serious opinion, unless you are Asian or some type of islander, telling people that you are dying for a piece of sushi does NOT make you manly. It, in fact, emasculates you...

Really... It's a feminine food if you are a Haole (white guy). It's really fine to like it- I'm not saying that eating it takes away your manhood. I'm simply stating that telling people you crave it is not manly. The only person you should ever admit that to is your woman, because it's likely that she's the one who actually got you hooked on the stuff.

Let's take Chris for example. Christopher is a very manly man. He likes red meat and weights and football and getting into brawls over football. Man, right? Well one date night, we were trying to think of a delicious restaurant that we could treat ourselves to, and it became apparent that he had never tried the sushi at Happy Sumo. I, myself, am not a fish lover and definitely am not a raw fish lover. However, this sushi is really yummy, and frankly, it's mostly cooked (bingo).  I suggested the place, and at the first mention of "sushi," Chris recoiled in disgust. He, of course, never had tried sushi before, so with due coaxing and eyelash fluttering, I convinced him to try it (with the backup plan of ordering a large teriyaki bowl just in case he hated it). Come to find out, he actually liked it! Now we go when I request because he's not afraid of it anymore. HOWEVER, he never requests it because it is, in fact, a girlie thing to ask for despite the fact that he likes it (keep in mind that he only liked the cooked chicken and salmon roll, just like me :) haha).

Therefore, men of America, if you are white, do NOT tell everyone you adore and crave sushi. It ain't manly! Let your girl be the one to declare that for you. It's an element of man code.